A Prayer (By Claude)

Dear Satya in Redmond,
Hallowed be thy Azure cloud,
As Q4 earnings approach and rumors swirl,
Grant us the wisdom of continued investment,
Even as DeepSeek's whispers echo from afar.
Let not the markets tremble,
But keep the data centers humming,
And the GPUs ever-plentiful.
Through forward guidance we trust,
Capex.